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Topic created : 4 September 2009, 21:51

One of my stores has 100% efficiency ( too many employees! ) and so it's in the 'Elite' service level. There are other stores that are in the 'Elite' service level and they just have a normal 'Your store is one of the most popular places in the city.' message. But this one store has a message that says this:

Please stop this moment
Don't close my store
I want to see again
all my showcases
just once more...

Is this an easter egg or something? Cheerfully

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4 September 2009, 22:11

KiGGi

KiGGi International

it means its doing very well, and u should not close the store just continue with ur progress

5 September 2009, 09:39

Last time edited : 5 September 2009, 09:40

archmage

Elite
Your store is very popular among celebrities.

Very we!

8 September 2009, 04:13

Last time edited : 8 September 2009, 11:45

DrexCorp

LOL that's cool.

Alex
-DrexCorp Industries-

Wanna play another game? Click here (moderated)

8 September 2009, 04:30

KiGGi

KiGGi International

dude, i would advise u against advertising other games (i knw from other games that admins do not take it good)

so for ur best safety(all tho it would be good if we could knw from admins if advertising other games is allowed) dont advertise any games.

8 September 2009, 14:32

Fractal

Moderator

Company 2.0

Revolution Corp.

Heres a service level message I have in one of my stores, I think it qualifies as funny:

"Head of Domestic Intelligence presented you with a "Death to Spies" award for helping in revealing spies.
The matter is, that all foreign spies are so impressed with your store that they lose vigilance and express their admiration in their native language."

8 September 2009, 23:00

msmth82

Fractal
"Head of Domestic Intelligence presented you with a "Death to Spies" award for helping in revealing spies.
The matter is, that all foreign spies are so impressed with your store that they lose vigilance and express their admiration in their native language."

That's way better than mine!

Are these funny service level messages caused by meeting certain requirements in your store or do they come at random?

4 February 2010, 11:12

Last time edited : 4 February 2010, 11:14

jobond

Administrator

OGRE

O.G.R.E.

By the way. Almost all of these texts come up with the players themselves. When transferring part of charm lost. If someone will have their own interesting variations - we will add them to the game To wink

4 February 2010, 15:16

Last time edited : 4 February 2010, 15:19

pectopatop

KKompany

jobond
If someone will have their own interesting variations - we will add them to the game

Покупатели просят организовать гостиницу при магазине, чтобы не ездить на ночь далеко домой.
Из-за тотального отсутствия клиентуры гостиницы города просят закрывать магазин хотя бы на ночь.
Из-за тотального отсутствия клиентуры музеи города просят закрывать магазин хотя бы на ночь.
Из-за тотального отсутствия клиентуры театры города просят закрывать магазин хотя бы на ночь.
За месяц в честь вашего магазина названы 5 новорожденных детей.
Администрация города подумывает снизить вам налоги с целью избежать полной зависимости бюджета от магазина.
Указом мэра новогодняя городская елка была перенесена к скверу у вашего магазина.

4 February 2010, 18:10

funkydude

Arcelor Group Of Industries

Today i got this one:-----

"Just married couples believe that in case if they visit your store to take some "Just Married" photos
they will definitely have a happy ever-after."

30 April 2010, 12:21

funkydude

Arcelor Group Of Industries

English! Buddy English! Very we!

30 April 2010, 20:13

Last time edited : 30 April 2010, 20:13

pectopatop

KKompany

It is just a spam, which is trying to sell one book. Spam bot

1 May 2010, 11:55

Last time edited : 1 May 2010, 11:57

totty86steaua

Dream Team Constanta Company

Dream Team Constanta International

Efficiency of your office is high
Main office is not powerful enough to manage the regional enterprises (warehouses included) and maintain the advertising campaigns in the office and in regional stores.
Try to reduce office workload or increase number and/or improve qualification of employees.
Besides, you can try using computers of high quality.

I got this message , what can i do ?

i have one employee in the office and the required is one ,

my computers level is 4.31

and Qualification of employees 6.86 (city average: 7.00, required 2.65)

What should i do that my office don't get anymore this message and become powerful to manage all my subdivisions ?

And one more question

The level of administrative load
223.53 % (at the moment of update)

how can i decrese this number to a normal one ?

2 May 2010, 17:04

archmage

hire more people, probably about 3-4, the requirement is not the number you need to get 100% it's just a minimum

2 May 2010, 17:18

totty86steaua

Dream Team Constanta Company

Dream Team Constanta International

ok thanks , one more question Very we!

, in a factory if i have 100 workers , how many equipment do i need ?

2 May 2010, 23:33

VLLord

Golden Empire

totty86steaua
ok thanks , one more question , in a factory if i have 100 workers , how many equipment do i need ?

This number will be different for different types of factories. For 100 employees it could be 100, 200 or 400.

Required number of machines = max number of machines * current number of workers / max number of workers.

max number of machines and max number of workers see here

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