JustNash sorry to be so serious, but wouldn't you need fire insurance for your fancy new buildings? Utilities (water, electricity, phone, internet) don't come and go whenever you snap your fingers, so you'd need them as well. What about a janitor? (doesn't count as production employee) You probably need security guards as well. If not, 2000 young people might use your empty factory for raves, use overdosises of party drugs and die, leaving you with a need for lawyers. Plenty of reasons why "ghost factories" still have some costs
We can always use a couple thousand "former" ravers / newly created cadaver supply for our medical partners - kidneys, livers, hearts ain't cheap, ya know! lol
Towards that end, we are more than happy to host as many raver parties as might be interested provided they sign the standard liability waivers at the door, of course. (thus obviating the need for expensive lawyers)
Why, we'll even provide our 'specially branded "Max-Raver Party Drugs" (talk about your creative BRANDing opportunity!) with the cool-looking glow-in-the-dark skull-and-crossbones logo on the rear of the Max-Raver packaging which pulses in time to the techno-beat!
(pay no attention to those stretchers along the walls attended by professional (morgue) attendants, all provided free-of-charge! lol) |