Loidon Corporation have an unusual setup in their Barcelona factory, as our workforce consists entirely of Monkeys. This results in low staffing costs as peanuts are widely available at low costs.
Our monkeys produce wonderfully authentic monkey dolls which seem to comfort them in their cages at night whilst they dream of their families in Madagascar. We remove the completed dolls during their sleep and package them up for shipment.
Anyway, we need an experienced partner to help shift our existing stock, and take on future shipments.
We are currently able to offer 1500 items at quality 2.74 for immediate shipment from our warehouse for only $100 per unit (+ VAT, post & packing, bribes for customs officials).
Our monkeys are quick learners, and our lab technicians are finding more ways to... motivate them, shall we say? We expect subsequent production to start at 500 units per week at quality 3.26, but we hope to keep the price around the $100 mark that we are currently offering.
Please help us, help the monkeys or we'll have to abandon the factory and start trading in bush meat.
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